>*ring*
>*ring*
>- FRANK: "Hello, Joe's Car Service, Frank Tegtmeyer speaking How may I be of
service?"
>- CALLER: "Ah yes, it's my car. It doesn't start"
>- Frank: "Ah, I see. What make is it?"
>- CALLER: "Ford"
>- Frank: "Uhmm...?"
>- Caller:" I was wondering......"
>- Frank: "Did you read the manual? Did you check out the FAQ's, did you put gas in
>it? How is the compression? I doubt you even
checked it you moron, you are to stupid to own a car, I don't have time for you, just
go away"
So what have we learned about assholes, ghosts and security? Frank didn't offer anyone
any help or any of the info i gathered about
him, but from a single posting on this list I Learned that Frank Tegtmeyer is a Kraut
that was born in 1962, he is married with a
small boy, lives in KAAST Germany. His address is Bismarckstr. 19 Kaarst, NRW D-41564,
Germany.
He works in Stuttgart Germany at Lightwerk
He uses T-dialin.net as an ISP.
His main email address is [EMAIL PROTECTED]
He has a lame prsonal web page with lame pictures of a trip to Norway:
http://fte.tegtmeyer.net/no-9708/index-e.html
His web page has a lame traceroute service that does not work, just hangs there on
"please wait". See example of results below:
traceroute-service on fte.tegtmeyer.net
traceroute again or go back to my main page.
Command: traceroute 213.61.218.3
(the query may be changed for security reasons)
Please wait .
We see above that he is a little paranoid about security as well. I know his QMAIL
server (213.61.218.3)is vulnerable to a root
exploit, but here is what he had to say about it:
"As I said before: Shut up and go away. And learn how to do a correct SMTP dialogue.
Frank"
See what frank looks like here: http://www.lightwerk.com/company/staff/fte/
Whatever Frank, it worked. I could own your shit, but I am a law abiding citizen, not
a hacker. I should report your lame open relay
server to ORBS.
Point is, that you guys are a bunch of over confident assholes that like to pick on
newbies. Some of you expect peoples to be
verbose, as if you were running NMAP against them. Of course you need some information
to help out, but you guys are a bunch of
Nazi's not interested in helping.
You weren't born with an understanding of QMAIL, just like Germans were not born with
a love for "shiza filmen," they learned to
love being shit on in front of the camera.
Remember, a little information can go a long way. Script-kiddies are responsible for
most hacks. Before Frank told me to go away, I
new nothing of him. I now know enough to make his life miserable.
Frank, by the way, the reason this is not written in German is because, well, we won
the war asshole. Ha Ha
So the next time someone is reluctant to volunteer too much info up front, don't be so
hard on them. Remember that this is supposed to be a help list.
I think most of you assholes are looking for potential pay for support candidates
anyway, so you use this list to make people feel
stupid, so they pay you for consulting services.
You guys are far too confident.
Peace and Love
