With Love,
CtrlAltDel aka Dave
C4/5 Complete - 28 Year Post
Texas, USA
Roberta McCafferty <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Hey there every1,Congratulations on all the anniversaries!! Hope you have many more to come! I know I have not posted in a while. Have been a little busy working on my tan, lol. I hope everyone is doing well. Glad to hear that the first annual barbecue went great! Congratulations to wheelchair warrior!Tony- you have my vote for PresidentStuntman- what happened to my handcuff? Lol! Did you forget about me = (Smurf- hope everything is going well with your new manSky- what a way to get injured by showing your ass, lolIf I forgot anybody, I will catch up later!Nothing special going on here, had my six and half year anniversary on July 4th. Besides that, nothing else really just working on my tan and staying cool in my pool! Hope everyone is having a great summer! I will post again very soon!Peace out,Roberta (Birdie)Had to pass this along, it is pretty funny and also very true!The most functional word?
Well, it's shit. That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider:
You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
Buy shit,
sell shit,
Lose shit,
find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit,
While others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits,
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
And sweet shits.
There is bull shit,
Horse shit
And chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
Sling shit,
Catch shit,
Shoot the shit,
Or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
Or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
Or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
Not enough shit,
The right shit,
The wrong shit
Or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
Have a mountain of shit,
Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
And other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, It's
the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit,
You don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit
Or delete it, because you don't give a shit
Or Save it with all your other shit.
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