this is hilarious.........
The Wise Old Rooster
>>
>>A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken
>>coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old
>fart, time for you to retire."
>>
>>The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
>these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the
>two old hens over in the corner?"
>>
>>The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking
>over."
>>
>>The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
>around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
>chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old
>man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."
>>
>>The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
>rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
>farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches
>behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
>>
>>The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
>when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!
>>
>>He blows the young rooster to bits.
>>
>>The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit... third gay rooster I
>>bought this month."
>>
>>Moral of the story...
>>Don't mess with us old folks....age and treachery will always overcome
>youth and skill!
>>
>>A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken
>>coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old
>fart, time for you to retire."
>>
>>The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
>these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the
>two old hens over in the corner?"
>>
>>The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking
>over."
>>
>>The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
>around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
>chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old
>man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."
>>
>>The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
>rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
>farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches
>behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
>>
>>The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
>when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!
>>
>>He blows the young rooster to bits.
>>
>>The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit... third gay rooster I
>>bought this month."
>>
>>Moral of the story...
>>Don't mess with us old folks....age and treachery will always overcome
>youth and skill!
