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> A Senate staffer is taking a stroll around Capitol Hill when he meets a
> little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket over it. Curious, > he says to the girl, "What's in the basket?" > > She replies, "New baby kittens" and opens the basket to show him. > > "How nice," he said. "What kind are they?" > > Little girl says, "Democrats." > > He smiles and pats the little girl on the head and he continues on. > > About three weeks later, he and another member of the Senate staff > are again strolling on Capitol Hill when he sees the little girl again with > the same basket. He says to his colleague; "Watch this, it's very > cute" and they approach the little girl. > > He asks the girl how the kittens are and she says fine. He then > says, "What kind of kittens are they?" and she replies, "Republicans." > > Somewhat abashed, he says, "Three weeks ago you said they were > Democrats!" > > "I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open". |
