This was funny, had to post it.  Hope everyone has a great day! And that all of u that are in the hurricane area are safe!

Conversation between two old fellows:

 

The other day, someone at the co-op read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farm house in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, "Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up, Milo?

 

It just so happened that I had saved something that had been E-mailed to me a few weeks ago. So, I printed off a copy and took it to him the next day. I smiled when I handed it to him and said, "I did have a drug problem when I was a kid growing up on the farm in southeast Kansas."

 

Here's what the sheet said:

 

"I had a drug problem when I was young:

 

I was drug to church on Sunday morning.

I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.

I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults and teachers.

I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.

 

I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's soybean fields.

 

Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack or heroin, and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America might be a better place today."

 

AMEN!!


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