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~pt.1~DONKEY TRACKS" ~~
from: The White Donkey Society
Octomber 3, 2004
~TRAILS of INSPIRATION~
I Can Only Imagine
http://www.andiesisle.com/imagine.html
At Rainbows End
http://www.homestead.com/AngelWatcher4U3/AtRainbowsEnd.html
~TRAILS of WISDOM~
"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the
quiet voice at the end of the day saying 'I will try again
tomorrow." -- Mary Anne Radmacker-Huskey
"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." -- Thomas Edison
I've found in life the more you practice the better you get. If you want something enough and work hard to get it your chances of success are much greater. -- Ted Williams
"Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked." â author unknown
Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans: It's lovely to be silly at the right moment. -- Horace (65-8 B.C.)
"Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off.
How many are left? Answer: five. Why? Because there's
a difference between deciding and doing."
-- Mark L. Feldman
The one concern of the devil is to keep Christians from praying. He fears nothing from prayerless studies, prayerless work, and prayerless religion. He laughs at our toil, mocks at our wisdom, but trembles when we pray. --Samuel Chadwick
~TRAILS of KNOWLEGE~ Hydrdrogen Fuel Car ---Annova - German engineers have built a car that can travel a world record 1,800 miles on less than a gallon of hydrogen fuel The so-called Hysun 3000, presented at the recent in Fuel Cell Congress in Stuttgart drove from Berlin to Barcelona on less than three quarters of a gallon of hydrogen,"We have achieved a world record distance using hydrogen," said Hysun spokesman Joerg Schweigard, "A fuel cell driven car has never travelled this far on public streets with such low fuel consumption - the equivalent of twelve litres of petrol. The team of engineers personally took turns driving the car from Berlin to Barcelona in what they called "realistic driving conditions. "We wanted to subject the car to the demands of normal driving, with unpredictable weather temperature and traffic conditions," said Schweigard. The team hopes that the success of the experimental test drive will draw more attention to fuel cell power as an alternative to petrolm "If the public supports such projects it will become easier for politics and industry to create the necessary preconditions for this kind of future teThe engineers, most of them employed at Ballard Power Systems in Germany developed and constructed the Hysun3000 exclusively in their free time over the last two years.
~TRAILS of HE-HAWS~
# 1 At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage."Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other." "You're wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account." #2 A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas,so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas,she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lockTen minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring. Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
#3 One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine? "It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Texas A & M."
# 4 Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture. "Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked. "I could," my mother told the group," but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it."
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