A wife was making a breakfast
of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her
husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ..
CAREFUL! Put in some more
butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at
once. TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my
GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going
to STICK! Careful ...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to
salt them. You know you always forget to salt
them. Use the salt USE
THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You
think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving!
