~~DONKEY TRACKS" ~~
from: The White Donkey Society

November 3, 2004

  
                 ~TRAILS of INSPIRATION~

Words of Wisdom

http://godslittleacre.net/wordsofwisdom/index.html

Climb

http://thundercloud.net/acpressions/climb.htm

 

                            ~TRAILS of WISDOM~

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. --Unknown

If you're going through hell, keep going.
--Sir Winston Churchill

 

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his
tail instead of his tongue." â Anonymous

 

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."                          - Albert Einstein

 

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world --Unknown

 

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny
matters compared
to what lies within us."
 -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 

The universe is one great kindergarten for man. Everything that exists has brought with it its own peculiar lesson. The mountain teaches stability and grandeur; the ocean immensity and change. Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds, stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes--every form of animate or inanimate existence, leaves its impress upon the soul of man. --Orison Swett Marden

 

                      ~TRAILS of KNOWLEDGE~

Tea Aids Memory                                                                A cup of tea can improve the memory and help prevent Alzheimer's disease.                                                            According to scientists black and green brews fight enzymes that destroy chemical messengers in the brain.                Green tea went a step further by battling a building block in proteins common in sufferers. Its effect lasted a week, black tea's a single day.                                                          Now the Newcastle University team hope to develop a medicinal tea reports The Sun.                                         They said: "It's exciting as tea is popular and inexpensive without side effects."--Ananova

Brain Pacemaker
Implantable electroshock therapy eases depression.
Popular Science, By William Speed Weed
    For two decades, Jill spent one month a year in the hospital trying not to kill herself. Her severe depression was immune to medication and even electroshock therapy. But a silver dollar-size pulse generator implanted in her chest three years ago seems to have helped. Electrodes from the device wind around the vagus nerve in Jillâs neck and zap it with two milliamps of current for 30 seconds every five minutes. Unlike traditional electroshock therapy, this approach, called vagus nerve stimulation, or VNS, is targeted at just one part of the brain and uses a very low voltage. The VNS implant, made by Cyberonics in Houston, is already approved for the treatment of epilepsy and could receive FDA clearance for depression this summer.
    Neurologists are still struggling to understand what causes depression, says Jillâs doctor and VNS researcher Mark George of the Medical University of South Carolina. The new therapy is revealing fresh insights. Like a thick coaxial cable, the vagus nerve carries signals from the heart, lungs and stomach to the mood centers of the brain. Although the connection between our organs and emotions is poorly understood, George speculates that depressed patients have weakly regulated signals coming from their hearts and guts. The VNS electrodes âreregulate those signals,â he explains, and at least in the 30 percent of patients like Jill who respond to treatment, the depression goes away.
    What about side effects? While patients canât feel the implant, some say that their voice changes or that they get short of breath when the electrodes are firing. Most agree, however, that VNS therapy is far more tolerable than the insomnia, weight gain and sexual dysfunction associated with common depression medications.

                      ~TRAILS of HE-HAWS~

 

#1                                                                                                           A new bride was visiting her parents with her new husband, a Navy frogman, when he drew her aside and said. "I don't think your mother likes me."
He said, "I was explaining that I can't wear my wedding ring when I dive, because barracudas are attracted to shiny things and might bite off my finger. And she said, 'Well, can't you wear it on a chain around your neck?'"

#2                                                                                                                                                    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.  " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.  God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"  #3                                                                                                                                                      (Some of Rodney Dangerfield's classic one-liners)
***"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!'"
***"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother."
***"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream."
***"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'"
***"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up."
***"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home."
***"When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me."
***"When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's."
***"With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet."
***"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it."                #4                                                                                                                                  Fred was unfortunate enough to be hit by a 10-ton truck and landed up in hospital in intensive care.  His best friend Morris came to visit him. Fred struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sally visits me three times a day.  She's so good to me.  Every day, she reads to me at the bedside." "What does she read?"                               "My life insurance policy." 

 

continued in part 2

 

 

 

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