Subject: FW: Accident
A married couple is
driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and
speaks in a clear voice.
" I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a
divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking
at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband
speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it," he says, "because I've been having
an affair with your best friend,
and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says
insistently..
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the
bank accounts, all the credit cards
and the boat!"
The car slowly
starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes
him nervous, so he asks her,
"Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last
replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you
got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
the wife turns to him
and
smiles. "The airbag."
Moral of the
Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with
them
