> -----Original Message----- > From: Grant Karpik > Sent: Monday, January 31, 2005 3:03 AM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: agenda > > > You may have seen this before but just in case you haven't. ;) > > I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and > others > speak of > the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. > > Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head > Homosexual. > > It follows below: > > > 6:00 am Gym > 8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites) > 9:00 am Hair appointment > 10:00 am Shopping > 12:00 PM Brunch > > > > 2:00 PM > 1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local > Governments as well as all other national governments, > 2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle, > 3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages, > 4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of > Colombian > and Jamaican drug cartels, > 5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where > over-medicated > imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially > impregnated baby > > factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly > pederastic gay leadership, > 6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and > 7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the > exclusive use of child pornographers. > > > > 2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial > wrinkles from > > stress of world conquest > 4:00 PM Cocktails > 6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay) > 8:00 PM Theater > 11:00 PM Bed (du jour)? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > "A good end cannot sanctify evil means; nor must we ever do evil that > good > may come of it" > > ...William Penn, 1683 > > Grant Karpik > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > >
