~pt. I~DONKEY TRACKS" ~~

from: The White Donkey Society
       February 2
, 2005

  
      ~TRAILS of INSPIRATION~

LET GO LET GOD                                                                        http://wandascountryhomeinspirational.com/bleeding-heart/index.html 

THEREâS A REASON
http://www.sandysworldonline.com/reason.html

 ~TRAILS of WISDOM~

 

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.           -John Wooden

 

Charity sees the need; not the cause.
-- German Proverb

 

You can chase a butterfly all over the field and never catch it. But if you sit quietly in the grass it will come and sit on your shoulder.
--Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
--
Erin Majors

The best of all things is to learn. Money can be lost or stolen, health and strength may fail, but what you have committed to your mind is yours forever. ---  Louis L'Amour

 

 Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen, but give us the determination to make the right things happen. -Peter Marshall

 

A clear conscience sleeps during thunder.
-- Jamaican Proverb

    ~TRAILS of KNOWLEDGE~


- Eating two spoonfuls of peanut butter straight from the jar may seem like a guilty pleasure, but new research shows it could be a healthy habit. Researchers from Pennsylvania State University found that men, women, and children who ate a daily dose of peanuts or peanut butter were better able to meet the Recommended Daily Allowance (RDA) for vitamins and nutrients than those who steered clear.                          A single serving of peanut butter is equal to two tablespoons.One ounce of nuts equals one serving. Including peanuts and peanut butter daily in a calorie-balanced diet can help meet nutrient goals set by the U.S. government, nutritionist and study researcher Penny Kris-Etherton, PhD, RD, says in a news release. The study was funded in part by The Peanut Institute.                                                                                                                                                                      In recent years peanut butter and nuts have been shown to be part of a healthy diet.
A Harvard study in 2002 showed that women who regularly ate peanut butter and nuts had a reduced risk of type 2 diabetes. And the more they ate, the lower their risk was.            Stop Diabetes                                                                                      There is an epidemic of type 2 diabetes in the U.S., but research suggests that nuts may lower the risk. Women who eat nuts at least five times a week had a 30% reduction in diabetes risk over women who never ate nuts, according to a study in the Nov. 27, 2002, issue of The Journal of the American Medical Association.                                When you add nuts to your diet, you add the health benefits but you also add calories. A 1 oz serving of nuts contains between 160 and 200 calories, most of which come from the heart-healthy, monounsaturated fat.                                                                                                                                                    The size of a 1 oz serving of nuts also varies depending on the type of nut. That's about 47 shelled pistachios, 30 peanuts, 24 almonds, 20 pecan halves or hazelnuts, and 14 walnut halves.hat meet the FDA's requirement can now carry the following claim:                                                                                                                                "Scientific evidence suggests but does not prove that eating 1.5 ounces per day of most nuts, as part of a diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol, may reduce the risk of heart disease." An ounce and a half serving of nuts is about a third of a cup or a small handful. ---

 ~TRAILS of HE-HAWS~


# 1

Say, Bill," a man said to his pal, "how do you
like your new job?"
"It's the worst  job I ever had."
"How long have you been there?"
"About three long months."
"Why don't you quit?"
"No way. This is the first time in 20 years I've
looked forward to going home." 
                                                                                                                    #2                                                                                                                  
A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend.  "You see,"
he explained, "my wife`s expecting."                                              Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand.  Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck. The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: "My wife's expecting."                                                                                              The Officer looked surprised.  "Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered.  Of course you can have the weekend off.                                                                                                 "When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper.  "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed.                                                                                                                                                                                                                    "Yes sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She`s still expecting." "What on earth is she expecting?" cried the Officer. "
Me." said the soldier simply.                                                                                                                                                   #3                                                                                                       An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.  She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"                                                  The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.  He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'.  When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.  The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"                                                                                                              The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs." 

#4

There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An
old man in overalls was sitting on the porch.
"Excuse me, Sir, but does your dog bite?", the
tourist asked. The old man replied, "Nope."
So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over
snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs.
As the dog was dragging him away the tourist
was flailing around in the dust and yelled, "I thought
you said your dog didn't bit!"
The old man replied, "Ain't my dog."

#5

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of
fishing when he was on the
Ark
?"
"No," replied Johnny.  "How could he, with just two worms."
 

    

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