----- Original Message ----- From: "Gail Tyree" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Silas" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Karen Hobbs" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Paul Minor" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Margaret Jones" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Ann" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "DAVID GRIEVE" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Jackie Culbertson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Ronnie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Cary" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, March 07, 2005 1:16 PM Subject: Fw: Tech Support
> > > Subject: Tech Support > > > > Help Desk: What kind of computer do you have? > > Female customer: A white one... > > ****** > > Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. > > Help Desk: Have you tried pushing the button? > > Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. > > Help Desk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..." > > Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's > > still > > on my desk... sorry.... > > ****** > > Help Desk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the > > screen. > > Customer: Your left or my left? > > ****** > > Help Desk: Good day. How may I help you? > > Male customer: Hello... I can't print. > > Help Desk: Would you click on start for me and... > > Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not > > Bill > > Gates damn it! > > ****** > > Customer: Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every > > time > > I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and > > placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he > > can't > > find it... > > ****** > > Customer: I have problems printing in red... > > Help Desk: Do you have a color printer? > > Customer: Aaaah....................thank you. > > ****** > > Help Desk: What's on your monitor now ma'am? > > Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the > supermarket. > > ****** > > Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. > > Help Desk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? > > Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. > > Help Desk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. > > Customer: OK > > Help Desk:! Did the keyboard come with you? > > Customer: Yes > > Help Desk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there > > another > > keyboard? > > Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work! > > ****** > > Help Desk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a > capital > > letter V as in Victor, the number 7. > > Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? > > ****** > > A customer couldn't get on the internet. > > Help Desk: Are you sure you used the right password? > > Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. > > Help Desk: Can you tell me what the password was? > > Customer: Five stars. > > ****** > > Help Desk: What antivirus program do you use? > > Customer: Netscape. > > Help Desk: That's not an antivirus program. > > Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. > > ****** > > Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend! has placed a screensaver > > on > > my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears! > > ****** > > Help Desk: How may I help you? > > Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. > > Help Desk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem? > > Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I > > get > > the circle around it > > > > >
