Hi Bill,
That one is sweet. I will have to give it a try! :-)
With Love,
CtrlAltDel aka Dave
C4/5 Complete - 29 Years Post
Texas, USA
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal, and
as I answered it I was greeted with "is this William Wagenhoss?" not
sounding anything likemy name, so I said who is calling?
The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer company
or something like that and then I asked him if he knew William
personally and why was he calling this number.
I then said off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and
all the blood" then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that
he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had
already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear
in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case.
I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address,
phone number at home, at w! ork, who he worked for, how he knew the dead
guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made
this call.
The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in
a shaky voice. I then told him we had located his position at his work
place and the police were entering the building to take him intocustody,
at that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running
away.
My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming
down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen
minutes.
My meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, very enjoyable.Bill
Leesburg, FL
C-6 Incomplete since 7/20/68
AOL/AIM & Yahoo ID: MikeyBird3
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