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Ya ... it's along the lines of that stupid story about the professor dropping the chalk on the floor.
Remember too that ignorance and stupidity are two very different things. The former can be
taught (usually) while the latter is a lost cause.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
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Date: 01/09/06 10:07:12
Subject: RE: [QUAD-L] Is there a God?
Amen
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Sent: Monday, January 09, 2006 10:08 AM
Subject: [QUAD-L] Is there a God?
MARINES are always taught:
1) Keep your priorities in order - and
2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A MARINE was attending some college courses between assignments. He had
completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a
professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he
shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly
stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You
could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
"Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of
minutes when the MARINE got out of his chair, went up to the professor,
and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was
out cold. The MARINE went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The
other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at
the MARINE and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you
do that?" The MARINE calmly
>replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are
>protecting your right to Say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So He
sent me.
UUhraaaah! (Marine lingo for Right On)
GA
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