</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller> Wit: "Cleverness in handling words and ideas."</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Subject: A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN RE-WORD</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Practice safe eating - always use condiments.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A hangover is the wrath of grapes.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Corduroy pillows are making headlines.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Sea captains don't like crew cuts.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Without geometry, life is pointless.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A backwards poet writes inverse.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Every calendar's days are numbered.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> He had a photographic memory that was never developed.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>> Acupuncture is a jab well done.</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
</x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>></x-tad-smaller><x-tad-smaller>
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</x-tad-smaller>Title: FW: Very punny
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From: Welch (Oblaczynski), Rosemary
Sent: Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:21 AM
To: Allie (E-mail); Debbie (E-mail); Karen Sawitke (E-mail); Lin Kelly (E-mail); Pamela Vinkler (E-mail); Pat Betteley (E-mail); Marthe, Alice; Allcock, Gail; Andrews, Ailiin; Candy Hatton (E-mail); Denk, Regina; Gina Rotsky (E-mail); Jessica Welch (E-mail); Jennings, Kathryn; Chappel, Leslie; Leslie Chappel (E-mail); Krstolic, Lynda; Sue McArdle (E-mail)
Subject: FW: Very punny
Subject: Very punny
Wit: "Cleverness in handling words and ideas."
Subject: A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN RE-WORD
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
A backwards poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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