Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were
sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman
pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others
looked at her questioningly. That was my pager, she
said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young
woman lifted her palm to her hear. When she finished,
she explained, That was my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand.
The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be outdone.
She decided she had to do something just as
impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and
went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of
toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The woman finally said, Well, will you look at that
I'm getting a fax!!!
