Re: [QUAD-L] For all you animal lovers

[Amy Davis]

I loved this one! i would have loved to see the look on her face! Thanks for making my day.

River Wolfe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

I hope you really said this, it made our day ROTFLMAO.  People, in their desire to connect do ask the most obvious questions don't they?

River

On Aug 3, 2006, at 7:23 PM, RollinOn wrote:

That's the funniest damn thing I've heard in a long  time Tim!! LMAO!!!   Mark    -------Original Message-------   From: Tim Thompson Date: 08/03/06 18:12:36 To: Quad List Subject: [QUAD-L] For all you animal lovers   I have a golden retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.   A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.   I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is n utritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.   I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.   Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital because I had been poisoned.  I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.   I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.   .

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