Remember this is a joke. No cats ere harmed during the
writing of this.
Step One
Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the water in the bowl.
Step Two
Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
Step Three
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.)
Step Four
The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet -- the cat is actually enjoying this.
Step Five
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
as well as a "rinse".
Step Six
Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
is no one and nothing between the bathroom door and the front door.
Step Seven
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
Step Eight
The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Results
Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Consequences
A very hissed off cat.
Instructions provided by the dog!
Bill
C6 Incomplete since 7/20/68
Age 57
Leesburg,
FL
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my
clothes.
