Responding to Eddie but .... First paragraph -- a fanatic's reaction. LOL
2nd & 3rd paragrahs -- real life. Calling W an as*hole after *thanking him for the hilarious 'funny'* -- OBVIOUSLY PICKING ON W AND KIDDING AROUND! He knows me better and it was ~a play on the words~ directly from the funny "Anger Management" email. Chill out Eddie! Lighten up! Have a pickle! Sheesh! Worse yet, I had to explain all that? *shaking my head* *Laughing too hard now* along with others behind the curtain with other quad-list lurkers. Lori On Sat, Aug 23, 2008 at 5:51 PM, Steve Oldaker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: > It's a joke (a somewhat old one Internet wise)! It likely never really > happened! It's entertaining nonetheless… > > > > Steve > > > > *From:* Lori Michaelson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > *Sent:* Saturday, August 23, 2008 7:09 PM > *To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [email protected] > *Subject:* Re: [QUAD-L] anger management > > > > OMIGOSH -- THAT IS *NOT* THE CHRISTIAN THING TO DO! How dare you or > anyone and they'll anger management in such a way when you should forgive > and forget, turn the other cheek, ask the Lord for patience and he will help > you, and read your Bible more! LOL > > > > I don't fit the above category so not only do we have to often deal with > BAD & RABID "Customer Service" like this to get anything done in THE REAL > WORLD -- we don't let people walk all over us and often take out DUE > frustration on certain morons. > > > > Since we have to deal with so much ignorance and stupidity and rude > customer service so often... we are too tired to try out the following but > thanks for passing along the cheery e-mail W! You as*hole! LOL > > > > Lori > > On Fri, Aug 22, 2008 at 7:04 AM, <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > > ------------------------------ > > > > > > > > > > > > When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take > > it out on someone , don't take it out on someone you know, take it out > > on someone you DON't know! > > > > I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to > > make. > > > > I found the number and dialed it. > > A man answered, saying 'Hello.' > > > > I politely said, 'This is Chris. > > Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?' > > > > Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f*** ing > > number!' and the phone was slammed down on me. > > > > I couldn 't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down > > Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally > > transposed the > > last two digits. > > > > After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. > > > > When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole !' and > > > > hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and > > put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills > > or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole !' > > > > It always cheered me up. > > > > When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic asshole calling > > would have to stop. > > > > So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the > > telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller > > ID Program?' > > > > He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone. > > I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an asshole!' > > and hung up. > > > > One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. > > Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had > > patiently waited for. > > I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the > > idiot ignored me. > > I noticed a 'For Sale' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his > > number. > > > > A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his > > > > number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, > > too. > > > > I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?' > > He said, 'Yes, it is.' > > I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?' > > He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax . > > It's a yellow ranch house, and the car's parked right out in front.' > > > > I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' > > > > I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?' > > He said, 'I'm home every evening afte r five.' > > > > I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?' > > He said, 'Yes?' > > I said, 'Don, you're an asshole!' > > > > Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, > > when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. > > > > Then I came up with an idea. > > I called Asshole #1. > > He said, 'Hello.' > > I said, 'You're an asshole!' > > (But I didn't hang up.) > > > > He asked, 'Are you still there?' > > I said, 'Yeah.' > > He screamed, 'Stop calling me!' > > I said, 'Make me.' > > He asked, 'Who are you?' > > > > I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' > > He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?' > > I said, 'Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , a yellow > > ranch house, > > I have a black Beamer parked in front.' > > > > He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. > > And you had better start saying your prayers.' > > I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole,' and hung up. > > > > Then I called Asshole No. 2. > > He said, 'Hello?' > > I said, 'Hello, asshole .' > > He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...' > > I said, 'You'll what?' > > He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ass,' > > I answered, 'Well , asshole, here's your chance. > > I'm coming over right now.' > > > > Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at > > 34 > > Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , and that my gay lover was on his way over to > > kill me. > > > > Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree > > Blvd. > > in Fairfax . > > > > I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax . I got there just > > in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in > > front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a > > news crew. > > > > NOW I feel much better. > > > > Anger management works. > > > > >
