30 years ago this summer I had a little problem with squashed boys. My brother had a rented motor home and wrestled me into the front passenger seat and then after returning home, helped me get out by setting me on the floor and pulling on my feet while I sat up,to slide me to the door. Moe and Larry got run over in the process and swelled up like grapefruit. I had no real pain other than a dull ache and some mild AD. Hospital and IV drugs got me back going again but after about 25 years of recurring problems, infections, and swelling, Moe had to go. Larry now hangs out with mini-me and everyone is much happier and healthy. This reduction in population make more room for cleaning and breathing. I've noticed that as each year passes, all my nether regions are deeper and harder to keep fresh and healthy. I try to keep soap away from such areas and rub liberally with just warm water while showering. One tiny bit of left behind soap can destroy flesh VERY quickly. Any redness from heat I treat quickly with diaper ointment and often do preventative maintenance with a jellied baby oil - this is best because I can easily get it all the way to the bottom of every place where problems usually start.. it also smells nice. :) “Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch Life from the side lines. For those who play the game, an hour may be a year, a single day's work an achievement for eternity.”
_Dave O'Connell_ (http://www.users.qwest.net/~daveoc/)
