LOL, thanks for the day brightener wheelchair!
Dan
At 08:59 PM 2/18/2010, [email protected] said:
It happens to everyone at one time or another. For some, it may
happen more then we care to brag or talk about. There is nothing
you can do about it. Its Nature, doing its thang. Some blame the
nasty food they had and others will say its the meds, but when the
bowels let loose on you without, so much as a warning.....Bang. I
mean BAM. You are a proud owner of a nasty waste packet that
someone else is going to clean up. If its solid, better. But if
its a loose and running bowel movement, you may require the 5th
Fleet of blind medics to begin the process of cleaning you up. The
shoes and socks first and then careful the pants or trousers. If
the aide or aides are nothing careful, you have racing stripes of
feces running down to your heels and toes. One blue chuck is never
enough and you need 8 of them before you begin the task.
Not to mention the indignation and embarrassment to one's hollowed ego.
There is no words in the English language that can describe the
experience and fewer words to utter an apology.
This is truly a memorable experience and one that no one every
forgets..... until you get cleaned up and redressed, only to perform
the "Midnight Shuffle" once again with no warning.
Anyone with a #2 Story they wish to share? If you haven't had the
experience ..... yet, that's ok, because we all know that at some
time or another...... everyone gets caught doing the "Midnight
Shuffle" or the Mustang Sally.
Best Wishes
