Was I the only person who thought this was funny? I had been thinking
about this all day .............
Tiger, the heats off.... for awhile
Best Wishes
Hey, Jessie James,
You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can
you be so stupid?
You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. She has a
body to die for, plus, her current wealth and predicted wealth is
overshadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.
Your
wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls, is now titled
"America 's Sweetheart!"
You also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to even more
money for each picture she makes in the future,) while you were shacking up
with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper, and, is
also some one's mommy?
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated cheating asshole
on the planet!
And, while the State of California is a no-fault state, whereby you may be
able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be
hated even more... especially after her speech during the Oscars, in which she
did nothing but praise you.
How can you live with yourself, you ignorant piece of defecation, after
she was even willing to care for your own children?
I only have one thing to say to you,.... ( the despicable, miserable,
cheating, piece of crap that you are,)
Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat off of of me. Lets do
lunch sometime and compare notes.
Gratefully, Tiger Woods
