In a message dated 6/6/2010 5:14:34 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [email protected] writes: In Ohio we have Care Star which maintains the medicaid and medicaid waiver programs provided by the state. We also have Independant Healthcare Providers who do not work for agencies. Care Star keeps a list of these people which is beneficial as they already have the knowledge of our care & of course they're backgrounds are checked. The state pays them but they can also be hired & paid from an individual. So you might want to check into an Independant caregiver. Dianna
At 02:14 PM 6/6/2010, Steve Crowder said something that elicited my response: Does this sound better? Welcome to... DANGERWOOD'S CLASSIFIED ADS AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY! TWO JOBS AVAILABLE.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> JOB NUMBER ONE GREAT OPPORTUNITY! MAN or STRONG WOMAN or couple to help take care of paralyzed (quadriplegic) man, 53, in San Diego (Rancho Bernardo) home on golf course in great neighborhood. WILL TRAIN. I AM AN UPBEAT, ENTERTAINING FORMER COMEDIAN/BARTENDER. SALARY PAID BY IHSS. MUST QUALIFY FOR IHSS TO RECEIVE SALARY. CAREGIVER POSITION INCLUDES LOTS OF BENEFITS! (This line might be confusing to some people. Thinking benefits might mean: medical insurance, paid leave, holiday pay, etc. if it was me, I would leave it out.) REQUIREMENTS: • PATIENCE, PATIENCE AND MORE PATIENCE. I would replace this with: A good sense of humor. • POSITIVE ATTITUDE Everyone thinks they have a positive attitude! • NO CRIMINAL BACKGROUNDS. • CLEAN DMV. Aren't these two covered by IHSS? • MUST OWN VEHICLE! • GOOD REFERENCES. • MUST SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH. I'm on the fence with this one. I know what you mean. I've had people call answering my ad and I can barely understand them. So that's when I tell them the jobs already been taken. I just think it sounds kind of harsh especially when it's all caps. • NO LAZY PEOPLE!!! And nobody, even the laziest, think they are lazy. JOB NUMBER TWO ALSO, WELL-PAYING MARKETING JOB AVAILABLE SELLING ADVERTISING SPACE _WWW.SURVIVINGPARALYSIS.COM_ (http://www.survivingparalysis.com/) DURING YOUR SPARE TIME. GREAT POTENTIAL FOR EXTRA INCOME. To find out how YOU can make lots of money selling advertising space, e-mail [email protected]. In the subject column, write MARKETING JOB. E-MAIL FOR DETAILS: [email protected] • SERIOUS APPLICANTS ONLY! I think Dave nailed this one. So, what do the rest of you guys think? Dan

