In a message dated 6/6/2010 5:14:34 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [email protected]  
writes:
 
In Ohio we have Care Star which maintains the medicaid and medicaid waiver  
programs provided by the state. We also have Independant Healthcare 
Providers  who do not work for agencies. Care Star keeps a list of these people 
which  is beneficial as they already have the knowledge of our care  & of 
course they're backgrounds are checked. The state pays them but they  can also 
be 
hired & paid from an individual.  So you might want to  check into an 
Independant caregiver.
Dianna


At  02:14 PM 6/6/2010, Steve Crowder said something that elicited my  
response:


Does this sound  better?


Welcome to... DANGERWOOD'S  CLASSIFIED ADS

AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY! TWO JOBS  AVAILABLE.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns =  
"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

JOB NUMBER  ONE

GREAT OPPORTUNITY! MAN or STRONG WOMAN or couple to help take  care of 
paralyzed (quadriplegic) man, 53, in San Diego (Rancho Bernardo)  home on golf 
course in great neighborhood. WILL TRAIN. 


I  AM AN UPBEAT, ENTERTAINING FORMER COMEDIAN/BARTENDER.

SALARY PAID BY  IHSS. MUST QUALIFY FOR IHSS TO RECEIVE SALARY. 

CAREGIVER POSITION  INCLUDES LOTS OF BENEFITS!  (This line might be 
confusing to some  people. Thinking benefits might mean: medical insurance, 
paid 
leave, holiday  pay, etc. if it was me, I would leave it out.)


REQUIREMENTS:  

• PATIENCE, PATIENCE AND MORE PATIENCE. I would replace this  with: A good 
sense of humor.
• POSITIVE ATTITUDE  Everyone thinks  they have a positive attitude! 
• NO CRIMINAL BACKGROUNDS. 
• CLEAN  DMV. Aren't these two covered by IHSS?
• MUST OWN VEHICLE! 
• GOOD  REFERENCES. 
• MUST SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH. I'm on the fence with this one.  I know what 
you mean. I've had people call answering my ad and I can barely  understand 
them. So that's when I tell them the jobs already been taken. I  just think 
it sounds kind of harsh especially when it's all caps.
• NO  LAZY PEOPLE!!! And nobody, even the laziest, think they are  lazy.


JOB NUMBER TWO

ALSO, WELL-PAYING  MARKETING JOB AVAILABLE SELLING ADVERTISING SPACE 
_WWW.SURVIVINGPARALYSIS.COM_ (http://www.survivingparalysis.com/)  DURING YOUR 
SPARE TIME.  GREAT POTENTIAL FOR EXTRA INCOME.

To find out how YOU can make lots  of money selling advertising space, 
e-mail [email protected]. In the  subject column, write MARKETING JOB. 

E-MAIL FOR DETAILS:  [email protected] 
• SERIOUS APPLICANTS ONLY! I think Dave nailed  this one.

So, what do the rest of you guys  think?

Dan


 

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