Commercial Handicap Door Opener (noun): a small button in a box that
requires good dexterity

 

Love it, we'll try to think more Joan 

 

From: Don Price [mailto:[email protected]] 
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:32 PM
To: quadlist
Subject: [QUAD-L] Quad Dictionary

 

Time for a little humor.

 

You may have heard of the Urban Dictionary <http://www.urbandictionary.com/>
? Well, I'm going to start the Quad Dictionary. :) This will be meant purely
as a humorous collection, but we all know the best jokes are funny because
they hold some truth. Here are a few examples I came up with:

 

Receipt [noun]: A small piece of paper, indicating a transaction, that
quickly ends up on the floor of a quad's vehicle.

 

Top-Shelf [adj.]: Everything a quad wants at the grocery store. (see also
Out-of-Reach and Taunting)

 

Motorewwla [noun]: The nasty, gunky mix of dirt, grime and hair that
magically accumulates on the top of my powerchair motors.

 

Wind [noun]: An atmospheric phenomenon that separates a quad from his/her
lap contents.

 

OK, they're not my best, but you get the idea.

 

Please feel free to share a few quad definitions with the group, or send the
directly to me at [email protected]  I'll be collecting them from my
other quad friends and if I get enough I'll publish them (with credit, when
possible.)

 

Don

C5-6 complete, 29 years

Tempe, AZ

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