SF Chronicle / July 22, 2010
 
Mars needs women -- and searchable addresses
 
Talk about being prepared. We haven't even set foot on Mars  yet and 
already search-engine-giant-and-likely-emperor-of-the-galaxy Google has  a 
satellite-generated map of the entire planet -- supposedly so you can find  
that 
"undiscovered gem" of a restaurant when we eventually get there. 
 
Google.com 

Google Mars (_google.com/mars_ (http://www.google.com/mars/) ) "lets you 
zip around the Red Planet's  surface, immersed in hi-res imagery from the Mars 
Rovers," according to the  company. Google sent this link, along with links 
for the moon (_earth.google.com/moon_ (http://earth.google.com/moon/) )  
and major landmarks on Google Earth, with the idea of encouraging non-travel  
travel, staying at home and exploring through your computer. 
Now, normally, I'm the first person to ridicule the  brain-dead concept 
behind "not going anywhere" and calling it travel. (The  marketing hacks behind 
the word "staycation" better hope that the Logic Police  find them before I 
do.) 
But in this instance, there's a case to be made that Google's images takes 
us  to Mars and the moon -- transporting us by stimulating our imaginations 
-- in  pretty much the same way "The Last Grain Race" took us to Australia, 
"The Sun  Also Rises" took us to Spain and "Eat Pray Love" took us to Julia 
Roberts. 
(A few years back, the Chronicle Travel section put out an entire section  
devoted to places that tickle the imagination -- although in that case the  
places don't exists. Find that story _here_ 
(http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/09/30/TRL0RTAA6.DTL) .) 
My imagination was tickled , for instance, when I learned  (if I read the 
Mars map correctly) that there are already candidates for major  tourist 
attractions on Mars, including a Death Valley look-alike that's about 4  miles 
below sea level (if there was a sea), a 6-mile deep grand canyon that  could 
easily hold several Grand Canyons, and a volcano that at 69,000 feet makes  
the 19,000-foot Kilimanjaro seem like a pimple. 
(I can already picture the "billionaire explorers" lining up to tackle that 
 one -- and leave their oxygen canisters littered all over Base Camp.) 
And as far as the moon goes, we've been there for 41 years  (as of 
yesterday), but haven't set foot on it in the past three decades -- so  who 
knows 
how many cool attractions have sprung up since then. Now you can just  check 
the map. No street addresses,  however.

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