If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the
newspaper you are misinformed.*--**Mark Twain*
**Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks***
**from *****Texas**** ..**
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Texas ;
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ;
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Texas;
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you
may live in Texas ;
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ;
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in Texas ;
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Texas ;
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Texas ;
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ;
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas ;
If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your
Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas ..
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