I love Krauthammer.  I've felt for a while that he's really one of us.

On Oct 7, 12:44 pm, [email protected] wrote:
> Gone in 60 nanoseconds
>
> By _Charles Krauthammer_
> (http://www.washingtonpost.com/charles-krauthammer/2011/02/24/ADJkW7B_...) ,
>
> <
> “We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the  bartender.
> A neutrino walks into a bar.
>
> — Joke circulating on the Internet
> The world as we know it is on the brink of disintegration, on the verge of  
> dissolution. No, I’m not talking about the collapse of the euro, of  
> international finance, of the Western economies, of the democratic future, of 
> _the
> unipolar moment_
> (http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/46271/charles-krauthammer/the-...) , 
> of the American dream, of French  banks, of
> Greece as a going concern, of Europe as an idea, of Pax Americana —  the
> sinews of a postwar world that feels today to be unraveling.
> I am talking about something far more important. Which is why it made only  
> the back pages of your newspaper, if it made it at all. Scientists at CERN,
> the  European high-energy physics consortium, have announced _the discovery
> of a particle_
> (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5in1T5nvGNckqh0WyG9Y...)  
> that can travel
> faster  than light.
> Neutrinos fired 454 miles from a supercollider outside Geneva to an  
> underground laboratory in Gran Sasso, Italy, took less time (60 nanoseconds  
> less)
> than light to get there. Or so the physicists think. Or so they measured.  
> Or so they have concluded after checking for every possible artifact and  
> experimental error.
> The implications of such a discovery are so mind-boggling, however, that  
> these same scientists immediately requested that other labs around the world
> try  to replicate the experiment. Something must have been wrong — some
> faulty  measurement, some overlooked contaminant — to account for a result 
> that,
> if we  know anything about the universe, is impossible.
> And that’s the problem. It has to be impossible because, if not, if that
> did  happen on this Orient Express hurtling between Switzerland and Italy,
> then  everything we know about the universe is wrong.  
> The fundamental axiom of _Einstein’s theory of relativity_
> (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WPcap/1999-12/31/066r-123199-idx...)  
> is the
> absolute  prohibition on speed faster than light. Einstein’s predictions 
> about how
> time  slows and mass increases as one approaches the speed of light have
> been verified  by a mountain of experimental evidence. As velocity increases,
> mass approaches  infinity and time dilates, making it progressively and,
> ultimately, infinitely  difficult to achieve light speed. Which is why nothing
> does. And nothing ever  has.
> Until two weeks ago Thursday.
> That’s when the results were announced. To oversimplify grossly: If the
> Gran  Sasso scientists had a plate to record the arrival of the neutrinos and 
> a
>  super-powerful telescope to peer (through the Alps!) directly into the lab
> in  Geneva from which they were being fired, the Gran Sasso guys would have
> “heard”  the neutrinos clanging against the plate before they observed the
> Geneva  guys squeeze the trigger on the neutrino gun.  
> Sixty nanoseconds before, to be precise. Wrap your mind around that one.
> It’s as if someone told you that yesterday at drive time Topeka was
> released  from Earth’s gravity. These things don’t happen. Natural laws don’t 
> just
> expire  between shifts at McDonald’s.
> Not that there aren’t already mysteries in physics. Neutrinos themselves
> are  ghostly particles that travel through nearly everything unimpeded.
> (Thousands  are traversing your body as you read this.) But that is simplicity
> itself  compared to quantum mechanics, whose random arbitrariness so offended
> Einstein  that he famously objected that _God does not play dice with the
> universe_
> (http://books.google.com/books?id=cdxWNE7NY6QC&lpg=PP1&dq=inauthor:"Walter%20Isaacson"&pg=PA335#v=onepage&q&f=false)
>  .
> Aphorisms don’t trump reality, however. They are but a frail, poignant  
> protest against a universe that often disdains the most cherished human 
> notions
>  of order and elegance, truth and beauty.
> But if quantum mechanics was a challenge to human sensibilities, this pesky
>  Swiss-Italian neutrino is their undoing. It means that Einstein’s
> relativity — a  theory of uncommon beauty upon which all of physics has been 
> built
> for 100 years  — is wrong. Not just inaccurate. Not just flawed. But deeply,
> fundamentally,  indescribably wrong.
> It means that the “standard model” of subatomic particles that stands at
> the  center of all modern physics is wrong.  
> Nor does it stop there. This will not just overthrow physics. Astronomy and
>  cosmology measure time and distance in the universe on the assumption of
> light  speed as the cosmic limit. Their foundations will shake as well.
> It cannot be. Yet, this is not a couple of guys in a garage peddling cold  
> fusion. This is no crank wheeling a perpetual motion machine into the patent
>  office. These are the best researchers in the world using the finest
> measuring  instruments, having subjected their data to the highest levels of
> scrutiny,  including six months of cross-checking by 160 scientists from 11
> countries.
> But there must be some error. Because otherwise everything changes. We
> shall  need a new physics. A new cosmology. New understandings of past and
> future, of  cause and effect. Then shortly and surely, new theologies.
> Why? Because we can’t have neutrinos getting kicked out of taverns they  
> have not yet entered.

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