[RC] Survivor, Texas Style!

[David R. Block]

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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas Style!" The eight contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, and San Antonio; cut over to Houston, down to Corpus Christi and then on to Brownsville; then they will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo; and from there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Mini Cooper with bumper stickers that read: 1. "I'm a Democrat" 2. "Amnesty for Undocumented Immigrants" 3. "I love the Dixie Chicks" 4. "Boycott Beef" 5. “Obama Inherited This From George W. Bush” 6. "I Voted for Obama" 7. “George Strait Sucks" 8. "Hillary in 2016" 9. "I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. God Bless Texas! Shamelessly stolen from a Plano Facebook friend. He was warned. David -- "The principal villain in rising health care costs is the government.  Not pharmaceutical companies, not doctors,  but government."--Neal Boortz -- Centroids: The Center of the Radical Centrist Community <RadicalCentrism@googlegroups.com> Google Group: http://groups.google.com/group/RadicalCentrism Radical Centrism website and blog: http://RadicalCentrism.org