_Installing a husband_ 
(http://www.cartoon-links.com/about-marriage/installing-a-husband.html) 
This post was written by admin on October 26, 2012 
Posted  Under: _About Marriage_ 
(http://www.cartoon-links.com/category/about-marriage)  
INSTALLING A HUSBAND 
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 
and  noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly 
in the  flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under 
Boyfriend  5.0. 
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as  
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable 
programs  such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. 
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the  
system. 
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, 
but  to no avail. 
What can I do? 
Signed, 
Desperate 
. 
. 
DEAR DESPERATE, 
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while 
Husband  1.0 is an operating system. 
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 
 and do not forget to install the Guilt3.0 update. If that application 
works as  designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications 
Jewelry 2.0  and Flowers 3.5. 
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 
to  default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the  
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 
(it  runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all 
your  system resources.) 
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.  
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. 
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory 
 and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying 
additional  software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 
3.0 
and Hot  Lingerie 7.7. 
Good Luck! 
Tech Support

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