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Post-Evangelical Blogging for Dummies: Harnessing the Zeitgeist for Fun and 
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07ThursdayFeb 2013 
 
Posted by _Bart  Gingerich_ (http://juicyecumenism.com/author/bgingerich/) 

 
 
 
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by Thomas Holgrave (_@hipstercon_ (https://twitter.com/hipstercon) ) 
A lot of people come up to me at conferences, to which, as a very 
successful  hipster-progressive post-evangelical blogger, I have been invited 
to 
speak,  asking me how they, too, can make a name for themselves as a voice for 
the  disaffected semi-faithful. 
Normally a successful writer conceals the hidden mainspring of his success  
with golden platitudes like “insight” and “perseverance.” I used to be 
reluctant  to divulge the true secret of my success, until I realized that, 
like Washington  politics, progressive opinion is not a zero-sum game. To 
paraphrase the great  Thomas Friedman, the world is flat, hot, and bothered. So 
now I give the  following advice (and invite them back to my suite for more 
in-depth  conversation if they’re cute). 
Post-evangelical blogging is not for everyone. If you are going to be  
successful you need to have a few important things settled from the outset: 
A. Your personal background. It is imperative that as a  post-evangelical 
blogger, you grew up in circumstances that the average 18-29  year old 
evangelical reader would recognize, such as a non-denominational Bible  church. 
This experience serves as your fundamental reference point for any  
assumptions or general statements you make about Christian fellowships, 
beliefs,  or 
behavior. 
B. Your departure. It is equally important that you now look back upon  
your formative circumstances from a point of critical detachment. Your 
Christian  perspective should express itself primarily in contradistinction to 
this  
background, which you share with the majority of your readers. (If you are  
uneasy with calling yourself a “Christian” you may refer to yourself as a  
“Jesus-follower” or a person of “deep yet questioning faith.”) 
C. Your crisis. If at all possible you should narrate your grievances  with 
the ways Christians you used to know treated people, either yourself or  
others. Use the fact that they acted badly as evidence that their deeply-held  
beliefs are false. 
D. Urge a re-evaluation of Christian moral teaching. Observe ways in  which 
the beliefs of Christians you used to know differ from those generally  
accepted by the surrounding culture, and how those same Christians were  
themselves _incapable  of living up to their own standards_ 
(http://www.patheos.com/blogs/tonyjones/2013/02/06/is-it-time-for-christians-to-celebrate-pre-marit
al-sex/) . This shows that they were wrong, and  that current cultural 
practices are more natural and authentically human. 
With these preliminaries in place, the main thing about post-evangelical  
blogging is to be relevant. Relevance may seem difficult to understand, but 
it  is actually achieved through an easy and–dare I say–mechanical process. 
The Secret to Achieving Post-Evangelical Relevance 
As a prospective progressive blogger, you are no doubt familiar with the  
organs of contemporary thought–Jezebel, The Daily Beast, Andrew Sullivan, 
Paul  Krugman–the list goes on. The trick of post-evangelical blogging is to 
take the  issue du jour, be it gay marriage, birth control, gun control, 
abortion,  or assisted suicide, and re-interpret it as a fundamental and 
authentic  challenge to the assumptions of the suburban evangelicalism which 
for you 
 represents the sum total of Christian belief and experience. 
Explain the personal conflict you experience between your evangelical roots 
 and what you now truly believe is a devastating challenge to those 
formerly-held  beliefs. Suggest that instead of being so quick to oppose the 
issue, 
Christians  should extend “grace” (don’t define) and a “generous response.
” Above all, they  should “re-evaluate” their views in light of this 
challenge. Remember:  “Questioning” is a one-way street. 
Write at great length about authenticity and humanity–or rather, assign 
those  terms to whatever culturally-acceptable practice you are promoting. 
If you are a man, express a deep and sensitive regard for feminists and 
those  with alternative sexual lifestyles, and be quick to reevaluate your 
male,  presumably heteronormative perspective in light of new information about 
what is  culturally ascendent. 
As a general rule you don’t actually need to do the difficult intellectual  
work of reevaluating anything, as long as you talk about doing it. Your 
audience  doesn’t know the difference. 
If you are a woman, write in extremely short paragraphs containing not more 
 than a couple sentences, sometimes just a single phrase. Avoid capital 
letters  and you will be as raw and authentic as my unfiltered cigarettes. 
Finally, avoid unhelpful discussions of the concept of “sin.” Serious  
Christian intellectuals are working hard to wrest the language of “sin” from 
the  patriarchal power structures which have used it to repress people since 
the rise  of Judaism. Undoing four thousand years of oppression isn’t done 
in an  afternoon. After all, even Jesus, though he claimed to have overthrown 
the  authority of Caesar, Satan, and the Sanhedrin, refrained from 
challenging the  all-male priesthood, which has perpetuated this idea of “sin.” 
This is not  amateur hour, and you can save yourself a lot of trouble by 
avoiding “sin”  altogether. 
I hope this advice helps. Here’s my card. What do you say to drinks at my  
place after this?

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