Millions rush to buy latest Radical Centrist  philosophy book
Sales top $10 billion in first three days
 
 
(Headline of the future)
(inspired by editorial beow)
 
 
 
The Guardian
 
  
_Editorial_ (http://www.theguardian.com/profile/editorial)  
_The  Guardian_ (http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian) , Friday 20 
September 2013
 
 
 
They _queued  all night_ 
(http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/sep/19/iphone-5-iphone)  in the 
rain outside the Apple store in Covent Garden, 
fenced in by  crush barriers like football crowds. It was the same at other 
Apple stores _across  the country_ 
(http://www.jackbristol.com/news/bristols-news/hundreds-queue-in-bristol-for-new-iphone/)
 , as the _iPhone_ 
(http://www.theguardian.com/technology/iphone)  5s was launched  on a public 
carefully 
worked up to a froth of anticipation. A few days earlier,  Grand Theft Auto 
V, released after a meticulous campaign of titillation  including the 
_statutory  moral panic from the Daily Mail_ 
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2424124/Grand-Theft-Auto-V-James-Delingpole-gives-verdict-latest-game.html
) , exceeded its _first  week's sales projections_ 
(http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/sep/19/grand-theft-auto-5-first-day-record)
  on the 
first day. The products may be among the  best of their kind, but this kind of 
big-sales excitement needs a huge,  sophisticated and elaborate marketing 
exercise to get it going, a whole  backstory of endeavour – like the tale of 
the pursuit of perfection, of an  obsession with design and function that for 
Apple was embodied in Steve Jobs. _The  team that developed GTA in Dundee _ 
(http://www.theguardian.com/technology/video/2013/sep/15/making-grand-theft-a
uto-video) lacked the black polo-necked sleekness of  Jobs, so they brought 
in Max Clifford to promote stories about the game's  badness. Contrast with 
humble sales of _philosophy_ (http://www.theguardian.com/world/philosophy)  
books this  week. And yet there was more to it than people queueing to pay 
£709 for a phone.  This was the week when two Russians fell out over Kant 
and one shot the other,  _happily_ 
(http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/sep/17/immanuel-kant-philosophical-argument-shot)
   not in a 
life-threatening way. _Google  executives are at work on designing educational 
programmes_ 
(http://www.theguardian.com/education/2013/sep/05/google-glass-creator-testing-regimes-technology)
  as addictive as  GTA. Ideas still provoke 
passion, technology is already getting in there. Only a  matter of time then 
for 
queues round the block for the next philosophy release.  It'll be a lot 
cheaper than an iPhone.

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