And ya'll say you don't like grits. . . -----Original Message----- From: RICE [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, January 04, 2002 4:32 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [RR] Fw: The Truth about GRITS
> > > This is for the Southern Girls! > > > > Hope ya'll enjoy! > > > > You know GRITS....GIRLS RAISED IN THE SOUTH!!!!!! > > > > Southern girls know bad manners when they see them: > > Drinking straight out of a can > > Not sending thank you notes > > Velvet after February > > White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day > > > > Southern girls know the three types of school > > Ballroom, Ballet, Charm. > > > > Southern girls appreciate their natural assets: > > Dewy skin > > A winning smile > > That unforgettable Southern drawl > > > > Southern girls know their manners: > > "Yes, ma'am" > > "Yes, sir" > > "Why, no, Billy!" > > > > Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions: > > "Y'all come back!" > > "Well, bless your heart." > > "Drop by when you can." > > "How's your mother?" > > "Love your hair." > > > > Southern girls don't sweat.... They glisten. > > > > Southern girls know their summer weather report: > > Humidity > > Humidity > > Humidity > > > > Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed. > > > > Southern girls know their three R's: > > Rich > > Richer > > Richest > > > > Southern girls know their vacation spots: > > The Beach > > The Beach > > The Beach > > > > Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August: > > Summer tans > > Wide brimmed hats > > Strapless sun dresses > > > > Southern girls know everybody's first name: > > Honey > > Darlin' > > Sugah > > > > Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts: > > "Gone With the Wind" > > "Fried Green Tomatoes" > > "Driving Miss Daisy" > > "Steel Magnolias" > > > > > > Southern girls know the seasons: > > Recruiting > > Spring Training > > Practice > > Football > > Needlework > > > > Southern girls know their country breakfasts: > > Red-eye gravy > > GRITS > > Country ham > > Mouth watering homemade biscuits > > > > Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm: > > Charleston > > Savannah > > New Orleans > > Birmingham > > > > Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen: > > Men in uniform > > Men in tuxedos > > Rhett Butler, of course > > > > Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl. > > > > Southern girls know their prime real estate: > > The Mall > > The Country Club > > The Beauty Salon > > > > Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ... > > Slowly lower your eyelashes. > > Listen carefully to everything he says. > > Speak r-e-a-l slow. > > > > Southern girls know the three deadly sins: > > Bad hair > > Bad manners > > Bad blind dates > > _______ This mailing list is dedicated to the glory of God. Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. Offering bucket: http://eBible.org/mpj/partner.htm To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - JENKENS & GILCHRIST E-MAIL CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE - This transmission may be: (1) subject to the Attorney-Client Privilege, (2) an attorney work product, or (3) strictly confidential. If you are not the intended recipient of this message, you may not disclose, print, copy or disseminate this information. If you have received this in error, please reply and notify the sender (only) and delete the message. Unauthorized interception of this e-mail is a violation of federal criminal law. _______ This mailing list is dedicated to the glory of God. Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. Offering bucket: http://eBible.org/mpj/partner.htm To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
