> Only SOME of these are true
Now let's see how us Aussie stack up against these texians
>
> > ARE YOU A TEXAN???
> >
> > 1. You measure distance in minutes.
Nope, we measure in days, like it takes two days just to go from Sydney to the South
Australian border.
> > 2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
Nope, it's either frezing cold or stinking hot
> > 3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
We have bags.
> > 4. Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.
They're good for doin' wheelies in the Supermarket (Hey I'm the Larikin after all)
> > 5. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it
> > no matter what time of the year.
Do that around here and you don't have your car for long.
> > 6. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
Nope, it means a good cup of coffee
> > 7. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
> > grain, or animal.
Nope.
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> > 8. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> > unlocked.
Only the wife does that.
> > 9. You carry jumper cables in your car ... for your OWN car.
Yep.
> > 10. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe-hunting" are.
We go after frabbits
> > 11. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco
Nope
> > 12. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
Nope just the ones from overseas
> > 13. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
And thongs
> > 14. The local papers covers national and international news on one page but
> > requires 6 pages for sports.
What's sport?
> > 15. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
Oh deer.
> > 16. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
Good bush survial trick.
> > 17. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm"
Yep.
> > 18. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and
> > Christmas.
Sounds about right
> > 19. You know whether another Texan is from southern, middle, or northern
> > Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
Nope.
> > 20. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
Or a MacDonalds
> >
> > 21. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or
> > off to "Wally World"
Try K-Mart
> > 22. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
Any weather is good chilli weather
> > 23. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke,
> > regardless of brand or flavor.
Is there more thatn one soft drink?
> > 24. You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from Texas.
Nope just to Rangernet for a few laughs, after all I'm the Larrikin, and don't
yoooouuuuu
foooooorrrrrggggeeeettttt iiiiiitttttttttt Bubalouy
There's a storm coming, our Storm.
PROCLAIMING GOD'S LOVE TO A DYING WORLD
Say to the captives, 'come out,' and those in darkness, 'Be free!'
Isaiah 49:9
Love in Jesus
Adrian Bonham aka Morning Light, The Larrikin
I looked to the heavens to where God dwells
I looked into my life to see he lives there as well.
Outpost 49
Hawkesbury Royal Rangers
Windsor, N.S.W.
Australia
F.C.F. 94
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