Hey you don't have time to rest your case!
Heres a good one for you gals but don't get big headed over it!! I just got
it in my e-mail.
Its disgusting propaganda! ;^)
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed,
"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a
trade in our bodies."
God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
cooked breakfast for his spouse, woke up the kids, set out their school
clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home and picked out the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then
drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check
book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already
1:00 p.m.
so he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
mop the kitchen floor. He drove to the school to pick up the kids and got
into
an argument with them on the way home, set out cookies and milk, got the
kids
organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched
TV
while he did the ironing.
At 4:30, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9:00 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to "make love" which he
managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
pleaded,
"Lord, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING; I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
back.
The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the
way they were. You'll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant
last night!
Bob Simons
For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD,
"plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give
you hope and a future. Jer. 29:11
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> I rest my case.
>
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