Compared to you, my weekend was boring. Keith Brooks ----- Original Message ----- From: "Doc Wheeler" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, March 11, 2002 5:38 PM Subject: [RR] Danger explodeing toilet!
> > *What did you'all do this past weekend? > > Had me a little problem develop this weekend in the yard. > > Cdr.Jen no doubt don't want me to share this, but we replaced > the bathroom "throne" recently at Rancho Deluxe, and it's been > on my "project list" to get rid of the old one from the yard. > > I suggested.. "accecenting it as a garden art object" but was > told in terse words that the neighbors would object.. > > *I thought that objection was hallow since those "neibors" seem > to attract the attention of the County Sherrif and the SWAT TEAM<G> > > But.. prudence won, and i hauled it out to the front yard, awaiting > more garbage to take to the dump on my Ranger trailer.. > > *It (The old Potty) didn't want to go.. > -------------------------------------- > > The top tank fell off and Jen went to steady it and a shard of > a ceramic chip cut her finger! *Scratch one partner.. > > Jen's a treasure, but with stuff like this she keeps me posted > on what pain she's in minute to minute, and how it's my fault<G> > > *I got it down to the trailer, and that was 2 weeks ago.. > > This last weekend was cold, and Josh gave me the bright idea > to build a fire with yard debri.. so I lit off a little fire in > the handy ceramic "campfire bowl"... > > Josh (GMA #3911) and I enjoyed the warmth as the cheery blaze rose > in the dark grey NW sky, and chuckled at the sight.. > > (fcf Opening phrase came to mind<G>) > > The yard debri was a bit damp, so I had used a bit of Ranger > Go-juice to get it started.. apparently some fumes sank into > the "bowals" of the old throne and shortly we had us a FIRE! > > *I learned something.. > > Ceramic fixtures may "seem" fireproof but are not. > > The HEAT built and suddenly we were "under fire" from explodeing > Potty fragments! *ZING.. one flew by- *POP! > > "DAD GET THE HOSE!" > > I looked and it was under the tire of my Chevy truck! > *Risking it all.. I ran to the truck and jumped in to back > it up.. however I ran over the hose end with the tire. > > Josh turned on the water full force just as i got out.. > and the crimped hose end started to dance like a snake! > > *Sploooosh! It raised it's head and soaked me! > (Oh that's cold water!) > > I overcame it and got on the hose to spray the fire.. > and as the COLD WATER hit the hot pooper... > > *Ka-PLOW! > > It blew! > > *So, what did you guys do this weekend? > Doc > > ===== > *High MORALE is the Index of effective Leadership. > --------------********+********-------------------- > Morale raises belief of the Leader in the follower, > of the follower in the Leader, of each in themself, > and both in the .....cause! > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! > http://mail.yahoo.com/ > _______ > Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. > > Please pray for your list sponsor: http://eBible.org/mpj/ > > To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm > http://rangernet.org _______ Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. Please pray for your list sponsor: http://eBible.org/mpj/ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm http://rangernet.org
