Dead squirrels that ain't nothing.
For about twenty-five years now my husband has been coming gone from
Royal Ranger activities every weekend, and sitting down in his easy chair
and starts reading the paper and mail. He always ask. How's it been? Of
course nothing strange "EVER" has happened and he finally falls off to sleep
in that big easy chair. He always says about have mad sounding that "NOTHING
EVER HAPPENS AROUND HERE."
Well 8 weeks ago a mule was out of it's field and standing in the
highway in front of our house. I watched it for a while and then I went back
to cleaning. Then I heard this truck coming down the road, ( HONKING ). I
ran back to the front door just as I heard this huge crash of metal and mule
flesh hit! Thank God, nobody was hurt, except that old mule was deader than
a door knob and it landed in front of my flower bed. I guess it wanted to
comment suicide.
The truck people went home, then the truck was towed away, and then this
flat bed truck pulled up to get the mule.
I asked them what they were doing? They said, "We came to get the mule." I
told them, "No you're not!! That mule is on my property now and I want to
keep it, but I'll pay you to move it for me." They said, "How much?" $50,
I told them.
Well, today was going to be different for OLE Bullmoose Jeff, and I paid
the driver and his 2 helpers $50 to drag that mule in the house and stick
him the bathtub with legs up.
I was sitting in the living room waiting for the Sectional campout to
end and sure enough Bullmoose Jeff walked into the door and as usual he sit
down and starting reading the paper and mail.
I almost couldn't hold it in. To wait till he asked me if anything happen
this weekend, before he went to sleep. Finally he asked as I was about to
leave and go get groceries. I said, "AH, nothing special happened, except
there is a DEAD MULE IN THE BATHTUB WITH ITS LEGS STICKING UP!!!." He just
smiled as I walked out the front door.
As I got into the car, I heard this blood curdling scream of my husband
in the bathroom as I drove off to the store.
Well guess what??? My husband doesn't come home anymore and read the paper
and mail. Plus every time he is at a Ranger function, I get a present or a
card saying he missed me. He even puts his dirty camp clothes in the washer
too. Royal Ranger Wives maybe you need to find a few dead mules too.
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