Now that, gentlemen and ladies is the kind of woman I want on my side (that would be the trouble maker side) in Royal Rangers!!!
Hahaha, I don't think even Janet would do that or the Larrikin could top it! Kelly >Dead squirrels that ain't nothing. > For about twenty-five years now my husband has been coming gone from >Royal Ranger activities every weekend, and sitting down in his easy chair >and starts reading the paper and mail. He always ask. How's it been? Of >course nothing strange "EVER" has happened and he finally falls off to >sleep >in that big easy chair. He always says about have mad sounding that >"NOTHING >EVER HAPPENS AROUND HERE." > Well 8 weeks ago a mule was out of it's field and standing in the >highway in front of our house. I watched it for a while and then I went >back >to cleaning. Then I heard this truck coming down the road, ( HONKING ). I >ran back to the front door just as I heard this huge crash of metal and >mule >flesh hit! Thank God, nobody was hurt, except that old mule was deader >than >a door knob and it landed in front of my flower bed. I guess it wanted to >comment suicide. > The truck people went home, then the truck was towed away, and then >this >flat bed truck pulled up to get the mule. >I asked them what they were doing? They said, "We came to get the mule." >I >told them, "No you're not!! That mule is on my property now and I want to >keep it, but I'll pay you to move it for me." They said, "How much?" $50, >I told them. > Well, today was going to be different for OLE Bullmoose Jeff, and I >paid >the driver and his 2 helpers $50 to drag that mule in the house and stick >him the bathtub with legs up. > I was sitting in the living room waiting for the Sectional campout to >end and sure enough Bullmoose Jeff walked into the door and as usual he sit >down and starting reading the paper and mail. >I almost couldn't hold it in. To wait till he asked me if anything happen >this weekend, before he went to sleep. Finally he asked as I was about to >leave and go get groceries. I said, "AH, nothing special happened, except >there is a DEAD MULE IN THE BATHTUB WITH ITS LEGS STICKING UP!!!." He just >smiled as I walked out the front door. > As I got into the car, I heard this blood curdling scream of my >husband >in the bathroom as I drove off to the store. > Well guess what??? My husband doesn't come home anymore and read the >paper >and mail. Plus every time he is at a Ranger function, I get a present or a >card saying he missed me. He even puts his dirty camp clothes in the washer >too. Royal Ranger Wives maybe you need to find a few dead mules too. >----- Original Message ----- > >_______ > Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. > > Please pray for your list sponsor: http://eBible.org/mpj/ > > To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm > http://rangernet.org _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com _______ Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. Please pray for your list sponsor: http://eBible.org/mpj/ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm http://rangernet.org
