This sounds like pretty good stuff, man. Where do I get some?
----- Original Message -----
From: D.J. Holland
Sent: Friday, April 05, 2002 9:39 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [RR] Another one making the rounds
Alright Rangernetters,
My mom is a computer systems techie guru type person and she sent me word on the latest virus to make the rounds. Being the loyal (to my fellow commanders) commander, I wanted to share this with y'all.
Take care and be watchful.
In His Grip,
DJ
Subject: VIRUS ALERT
Another virus warning but this one is definitely worth reading!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes"..... Delete it IMMEDIATELY. READ ON.....Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
-It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
-It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
-It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
-It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 1900 numbers.
-This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
-IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
-It will drink ALL your caffeinated beverages.
FOR PETE'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
-It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
-It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporate undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
-If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
-It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
*******WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll break wind so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
