Three ladies arrived in Heaven the same moment. St. Peter said to them, "There is only one rule here, The Lord does't want you to step on any ducks. If you do, you will be punished." That seemes easy enough, so they agreed. When the gates were opened, however, they saw that the ground was COVERED with ducks!
The first lady didn't even last 24 hours when she stepped on a duck. St. Peter wrapped a chain around her ar and chained her to a very ugly man or eternity. The second lady lasted a week and the same thing happened. The third lady(Kelly) lasted months and did real well. St. Peter came and wrapped a chain around her arm attached to Adrian. She said, what did I do to deserve this?" Adrian answered, "I don't know but I stepped on a duck." _______ Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. Please pray for your list sponsor: http://eBible.org/mpj/ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm http://rangernet.org
