> Subject: The Best Things! > > > > > > > > 1. The best way to get even is to forget... > > 2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death... > > 3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts... > > 4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight... > > 5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be > > maintained on earth... > > 6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, Then > > perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea! > > 7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up... > > 8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will > > get knocked down by the traffic from both ways. > > 9. Words are windows to the heart. > > 10.A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the > > wall, claims it's a forgery. > > 11.It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill just add a > > little dirt. > > 12.A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it's being > > the right person. > > 13.The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground. > > 14.Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over > > them. > > 15.The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people > > can hold it. > > 16.To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the > > prisoner was you. > > 17.You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and > > Elvis is alive! > > 18.It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. > > Just be sure to flush every once-in-awhile. > > 19.You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks > > out its neck... > > 20.If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can > > bet the water bill is higher. > > > > And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and He gave > > humans CHOCOLATE. > > ---------------------- > > "The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the > > distance between your knees and the floor. > > ---------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > ***** This message has been sent through the "PhileoTalk" system. If you > > wish to publicly reply to this message, simply press "REPLY" and your > > response will be delivered to everyone. If you wish to send a message to > > one person only, you must delete the PhileoTalk address and manually > > enter the correct address. Please e-mail me if you have any questions or > > problems. -- In Christ, Glenn Oster, [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ > > > > > > _______ Let the Golden Rule be your daily rule. Please pray for your list sponsor: http://eBible.org/mpj/ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit http://rangernet.org/subscribe.htm http://rangernet.org
