Jerry
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> Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
> imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
> Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.
>
> Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American
> Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria,
and
> Lebanon)
>
> Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
> least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
> George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
> 35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
>
> Texas executes last remaining citizen.
>
> Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
>
> Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
>
> Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
>
> Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
> seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still
> trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.
>
> Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
>
> Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of
> Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
>
> New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and
baseball
> bats be registered by January 2036.
>
Vic Williams
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