[RR] The mule joke of this week

[Jeff & Ellrena Ortner]

I was at the TX District Council this week in Dallas TX. Bro. Trask preached every night and he told this joke. Don't remember why he told it, but remembered the joke since "MULES" are my specialty.   It was about a old cowboy that came to town one evening and he went to the local establishment to wet his whisel. As he came up to the counter there was a young cowpoke, drunk as a skunk. That young drunk kid pulled out his colt and pointed at the old cowboy. He said. "Have you ever danced before?" and the old man said "No."     Then the kid started shooting at the old man's feet and said "DANCE!!!"  The old cowboy dance with all his might as the kid ran out of bullets and fell to the floor laughing in a drunk stuper.  The old man walked outside and grabbed his shot-gun off his saddle and walked back in, as the kid was trying to stand up.  He didn't see the old cowboy walk up to him, until he saw the shot-gun barrel pointed between his eyes.  The Old Cowboy calmly looked around at everyone and then grinned like a possum. and said to that young cowboy. "BOY HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE?",  the young cowboy shaking in his boots said "NO, BUT I ALWAYS WANTED TO."     This goes to show with the right incentives you can do just about anything.