LOG ON:
Making a wood stove hot
LOG OFF:
Too much wood on fire
MONITOR:
Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
DOWN LOAD:
Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
MEGA HERTZ:
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
FLOPPY DISC:
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM:
That thar thang what splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE:
Gittin' home in the winter time
WINDERS:
Whut to shut when its cold outside
SCREEN:
Whut to shut when its black fly season
BYTE:
Whut them dang flys do
CHIP:
Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP:
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM:
Whatcha do to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX:
Ole Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP:
Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD:
Whar you hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE:
Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE:
Varmint eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD:
That's hippie talk fer whar the mouse lives
MAINFRAME:
Holds up the barn roof
PORT:
Some fancy flatlander wine
ENTER:
Northerner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
CLICK:
Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
DOUBLE CLICK:
When you cock the double barrel
REBOOT:
Whut you have to do right before
bedtime
when you have to go to the outhouse...
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