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Subject: SAFEST PLACES TO BE!
HOW TO BE SAFE IN THE COMING YEAR
1. Avoid riding in automobiles - they are responsible for 20% of all
fatal accidents.
2. Do NOT stay home, because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents
occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid travel by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents
involve these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. Above ALL
else, avoid hospitals!
You will be amazed to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur during
worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous
physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place to be
at any given point in time is at church!
PS.~ Bible study is safe too. Surprisingly the percentage of deaths
during Bible study is even less!
SO, FOR SAFETY'S SAKE - Attend Church and Read Your Bible ......IT COULD
SAVE YOUR LIFE!
--- Begin Message ---
Subject: SAFEST PLACES TO BE!
HOW TO BE SAFE IN THE COMING YEAR
1. Avoid riding in
automobiles - they are responsible for 20% of all
fatal
accidents.
2. Do NOT stay home, because 17% of all accidents occur in
the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all
accidents
occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid travel by air, rail, or
water because 16% of all accidents
involve these forms of
transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in
Hospitals. Above ALL
else, avoid hospitals!
You will be amazed to
learn that only .001% of all deaths occur during
worship services in
church, and these are usually related to previous
physical disorders.
Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place to be
at any given point in
time is at church!
PS.~ Bible study is safe too. Surprisingly the
percentage of deaths
during Bible study is even less!
SO, FOR
SAFETY'S SAKE - Attend Church and Read Your Bible ......IT COULD
SAVE YOUR
LIFE!
In Christ's Love and Service,
S.
K.
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