Useful Military Warnings
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F.Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David
Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anon
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army
Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
(And lastly)
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -- U.S.A.
Ammo Troop
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Useful Military Warnings
"Aim towards the Enemy." -
Instruction
printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr.
Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F.Ammo
Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let
your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make
you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance
"It
is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
- U.S. Air Force Manual
"Try to look
unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry
Journal
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
Five-second fuses only
last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth
"If your attack is going
too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has
ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay
"Any
ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anon
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it
irritates the people around you." - Your
Buddies
(And lastly)
"If you see a bomb
technician running, try to keep up with him." -- U.S.A. Ammo Troop
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