Hey RAngers, Here's something our English Brothers can relate to. I can remember when Australia was in the same position. Q. What does "Ashes" stand for? A. Another Sad Horrific English Series. Q. What's the English version of LBW? A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped. Q. What is the definition of optimism? A. An England batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English A. An all-rounder. Q. What is the main function of the English coach? A. Transporting the team from the hotel to the ground. Q. What's the English version of a hat-trick? A. Three runs in three balls. Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name? A. A bowler. Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen? A. The walk back to the pavilion Q. Who has the easiest job in the English touring party? A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. Q. What advantage do Nasser Hussain, Mark Ramprakash, Dean Headley, Alex Tudor, and Graham Hick have over the rest of their team mates? A. At least they can say they're not really English. Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A. Both spend most of their time wondering about their next score. Q. Why are English batsmen looking forward to the new millennium? A. So they can say they passed a century. Q. Which member of the English touring party spent the most time on the crease? A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites. Q. Why are the English cricketers cleverer than Houdini? A. Because THEY can get out without even trying Q. What does Allan Mullally put in his hands to make sure the next ball takes a wicket? A. A bat. There's a storm coming, our Storm. PROCLAIMING GOD'S LOVE TO A DYING WORLD Say to the captives, 'come out,' and those in darkness, 'Be free!' Isaiah 49:9 I looked to the heavens to where God dwells I looked into my life to see he lives there as well. Love in Jesus Adrian Bonham aka Morning Light Outpost 49 Hawkesbury Royal Rangers Windsor, N.S.W. Australia F.C.F. 94 http://www.summit.net.au/~founder1/ _______ To unsubscribe, send "unsubscribe rangernet" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Eat the hay & spit out the sticks! - A#1's mule" RTKB&G4JC! http://rangernet.org Autoresponder: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
