*Thanks Womm-bli-kill-yah! -=A=- . > You might be a Rangernet high-tech redneck if... > > Your e-mail address ends in "@over.yonder.com." > > Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson." > > You've ever doubled the value of your truck > by installing a cellular phone. > > You wire your network with jumper cables. > > .You've ever used a aol CD-ROM as a coaster to set your coffee cup on. > > Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon." > > Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" disk drive. > > Smith & Wesson...the original Point-N-Click interface. > > When you order your new pick-up truck with > a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets. > > You only buy from GateWay, 'cause the cow-colored boxes are a hoot. > > --------- End forwarded message ----------
You might be a high-tech redneck if... Your e-mail address ends in "@over.yonder.com." Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson." You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone. You wire your network with jumper cables. Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her. You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on. Three Words: Daisy Duke Screensaver Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon." Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" disk drive. Smith & Wesson...the original Point-N-Click interface. When you order your new pick-up truck with a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets. You only buy from GateWay, 'cause the cow-colored boxes are a hoot. --------- End forwarded message ----------
