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Russ
Actually, I DO sleep at my desk and my response is,
"If it was good enough for JFK, it's good enough for me". To which I
usually get the reply, "Can we shoot you then". Dohhhh.
BoW
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, September 10, 2000 2:35
AM
Subject: [RR] Fw: Ten Best Things to Say
if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk.
thought you guys might enjoy this.
Russ Rice
Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your
Desk.
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might
happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they
raved about in that
time management
course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the
Whiteout. You
probably got here just
in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the
mission
statement and envisioning a
new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool
resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise
to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward
people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me?
I had almost figured out
a solution to
our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is
broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong
pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you are caught
sleeping at
your desk...
1. ".... in
Jesus' name. Amen."
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