This is for you Duane! hee hee hee
     
     Rene' Glover
     
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     Technology for Country Folk...
     
     1.  LOG ON:  Makin a wood stove hotter.
     
     2.  LOG OFF:  Don't add no more wood.
     
     3.  MONITOR:  Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
     
     4.  DOWNLOAD:  Gettin the farwood off the truk.
     
     5.  MEGA HERTZ:  When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
     
     6.  FLOPPY DISC:  Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much
     farwood.
     
     7.  RAM:  That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
     
     8.  HARD DRIVE:  Gettin home in the winter time.
     
     9.  PROMPT:  Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
     
     10. WINDOWS:  Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
     
     11. SCREEN:  Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
     
     12. BYTE:  Whut them dang flys do.
     
     13. CHIP:  Munchies fer the TV.
     
     14. MICRO CHIP:  Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
     
     15. MODEM:  Whut cha did to the hay fields.
     
     16. DOT MATRIX:  Old Dan Matrix's wife.
     
     17. LAP TOP:  Whar the kitty sleeps.
     
     18. KEYBOARD:  Whar ya hang the dang keys.
     
     19. SOFTWARE:  Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
     
     20. MOUSE:  Whut eats the grain in the barn.
     
     21. MAINFRAME:  Holds up the barn roof.
     
     22. PORT:  Fancy Flatlander wine
     
     23. ENTER:  Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
     
     24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:  Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya 
     paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
     
     25. MOUSE PAD:  That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
     
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