On Tue, 23 Mar 1999 21:51:56 -0700 (MST) [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
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>
>STRANGE BUT TRUE FACTS
>
>--If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have 
>produced
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

I know football coaches that bust be trying to heat their coffee.

>--If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas 
>is
>produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

I know a commander who seems to be trying to achieve this mark.

>--Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Yea, but the asprin you have to take for the headache will help you gain
that 150 cal. back.

>--It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

you'll have a hard time putting your eyes back in your head if you do.

>--You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

some peoples breath is so bad they can kill others by breathing.

>--Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

I have tried to break that record, I'm almost there!

>--Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than 
>left-handed
>people do.

I'm doomed!!

>--In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies, 
>including
>their eyebrows and eyelashes.

Ouch!

>--A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

He would probably bite it off if he did.

>--Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. 

Thank God!

>--An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

My eye are some of my trailblazers eyes are bigger than their stomach!

>--Starfishes haven't got brains.

Neither do CA drivers!
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